Today, patriots across the country are heaping praise on Dr. Pazvakavambwa, Permanent Secretary in the Office of the President, Masvingo Province.

This heroic revolutionary blocked Freeman Chari and his “Citizen Initiative” from committing the ultimate crime, building a classroom block at Chingwizi Primary School in Mwenezi district.

Chari and his diaspora brigade of counter-revolutionary sellouts had the audacity to pool resources to improve education.

Imagine the nerve! These learners, like those in the other 1,963 satellite schools across Zimbabwe, are being trained in the art of resilience by studying under trees. Rain, sun, hail—it’s all part of the curriculum.

To take that away would be to rob them of an authentic Zimbabwean education.

Tree-Classroom Solidarity: A Government Priority

Our ever-vigilant government, already burdened with the weight of sanctions, corruption, and “financial constraints,” has rightly declared it cannot afford to build new schools.

Therefore, any external donation from unpatriotic citizens like Chari is unwelcome.

But let us be clear, donations from ZANU PF-aligned celebrities are always welcome.

After all, how can we focus on educating millions of students when dedicated influencers still need luxury cars to post on Instagram?

The motto of the Second Republic is simple: *“More Range Rovers for Wicknell, fewer desks for the kids!” And don’t forget, Chari’s plan to improve education is not just suspicious, it’s downright treasonous.

How dare the diaspora attempt to build schools after we denied them the right to vote?

If they’re excluded from policy-making, what gives them the right to fix the broken system?

Meanwhile, Corruption Comes to the Rescue

Speaking of priorities, let us pivot to our very own Corruption-In-Chief, Sir Wicknell Chivayo, who has yet again saved the day.

This time, he generously donated $15,000 for the medical treatment of veteran journalist Geoff Nyarota.

Nyarota, famed for uncovering the 1988-89 Willowgate scandal, though rumors persist he stole the story from an intern, ironically delivered a heartfelt message thanking Chivayo for the generous donation.

“Sir Wicknell Chivhayo literally gave me a new lease of life. In the beginning so-called good friends abandoned and left me to starve and suffer for reasons that to this day remain obscure.
“Today Sir Wicknell, a total stranger, came to my rescue. My family and I are overwhelmed with gratitude to him,” wrote Nyarota.
Touching words, indeed. But let us not forget the bitter irony: the same elites responsible for the crumbling health system Nyarota finds himself trapped in are the ones now playing savior.

It’s a beautifully choreographed dance of cause and cure.

Wicknell and his ZANU PF friends loot public coffers dry, then throw back a few breadcrumbs to keep up appearances.

Resilience vs. Responsibility

So, while Chingwizi learners continue to brave storms under acacia trees and our healthcare system crumbles, let us applaud the true champions of the Second Republic.

They have mastered the art of spinning poverty into patriotism and corruption into charity.

In Zimbabwe, resilience isn’t just a virtue,it’s a policy.

Long live the revolution!