By Cde Nhamo Taneta
“No ifs, ands, or buts over 2030,” that was the message from one of President Emmerson Mnangagwa’s beloved sons, Minister Ziyambi Ziyambi.
Quoted in one of the local dailies, Ziyambi, who is the Minister of Justice, Legal and Parliamentary Affairs, said it can only be Trabablas, Ruka Chivende, Rodriguez Dozzo Mabhunu Muchapera, or Emmerson Mnangagwa in 2030.
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“Zimbabweans must thank President Emmerson Mnangagwa for the good work he has done in making sure roads like the Bulawayo-Victoria Falls highway attract tourists by world-class potholes,” said Poverty Gukurahundi from Tsholotsho, reacting to the news that President Mnangagwa is set to continue until 2030.
Vascular Dementia Tapera from Masvingo told The True Patriot that it was important for President Ruka Chivende to continue due to the immense work he has done in normalizing corruption in government.
In Mashonaland East, citizens received the news of the 2030 agenda with euphoria. One of the villagers, Bond Zig from Mutoko, said President Mnangagwa must be credited for introducing gold coins that were never seen by ordinary citizens and a currency that does not work outside the country’s borders.
