Emmerson Mnangagwa may wear liberation war credentials, but his governance style is more Ian Smith than Chimurenga. From the PVO Act to MOPA, his legislative tools echo Rhodesia’s playbook—only this time with black skin and a golden sceptre.
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During Highlanders’ tense 1–0 win over CAPS United, it wasn’t just footballs being kicked—Bosso fans launched chants at once-favorite war vet Blessed “Bombshell” Geza, accusing him of going silent when they needed him most. Has the revolutionary lion traded his roar for a plot in Mazowe?
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Holy Ten’s Chitungwiza performance went south fast after fans booed and pelted him with bottles—twice. In true drama king fashion, he’s now threatening to return with “red berets,” leaving everyone wondering: military muscle or just cosplay from ZANU-PF HQ? ZimHip Hop may never be the same again.
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Glenview South has spoken—loudly and loyally—for corruption. In a by-election marinated in boreholes, food hampers, and broken promises, residents rewarded the architects of their poverty with a fresh mandate. With CCC too busy chasing Political Parties Funds to care, ZANU-PF didn’t win; the people surrendered.
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Step aside, Silicon Valley—Mbare Musika is here! In a historic move, President Trabablas Chivende unveils the Second Republic’s version of economic innovation: a vendor market. Set to inject “foreign currency” and “order” into the local economy (but only for loyal ZANU-PF children), this Mbare marvel is the new face of national development—plastic stalls, barter trade and all.
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