Author: Mashvee

ZBC Coverage Of Chivhayo Justifies Broadcasting Services Ammendment Bill

ZBC Coverage Of Chivhayo Justifies Broadcasting Services Ammendment Bill

Posted by | Mar 10, 2025 | |

If anyone was wondering why the Broadcasting Services Amendment Bill had to pass at lightning speed, ZBC wasted no time in providing a masterclass in justification. The national broadcaster made history—nay, a world record—by dedicating live coverage to a lobola ceremony. But not just any lobola ceremony, comrades! It was none other than Wicknell Chivhayo’s, the ultimate tenderpreneur and Zimbabwe’s unofficial Minister of Luxury Vehicles. With corruption’s poster boy getting primetime treatment, it’s only fair that we, the taxpayers, dutifully fund ZBC licenses—after all, where else would we get to watch how state contracts translate into lobola cows?

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SADC Chairman Announces Arrival To The Queen’s Land With A Goal

SADC Chairman Announces Arrival To The Queen’s Land With A Goal

Posted by | Mar 8, 2025 | |

SADC Chairman Marshall Munetsi announced his arrival in the land of our former colonial masters in the most patriotic way possible—by slotting one past England’s number one, Jordan Pickford. With Zimbabwe boasting 16 million SADC chairs, Munetsi’s goal will surely be paraded as another feather in the cap of the Second Republic, proving that infrastructure, grassroots development, and basic planning are all overrated when you have pure, raw talent. Meanwhile, ZIFA’s latest “host” partnership with Morocco adds another twist, raising questions about whether Zimbabwe’s long-time solidarity with the Saharawi Arab Republic has been quietly swapped for more “convenient” alliances under the Mnangagwa administration.

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In Turmoil and Tenacity, the Struggle Continues

In Turmoil and Tenacity, the Struggle Continues

Posted by | Mar 6, 2025 | , |

2025 has been a year of political soap operas, betrayal, and pure chaos. If years had personalities, this one would be that uninvited guest who eats all the snacks and vanishes before the dishes are washed.

From the curious case of the two Blesseds—Geza, the outspoken war veteran, and Mhlanga, the journalist-turned-terrorist (according to the state)—to the ongoing factionalism tearing ZANU PF apart, Zimbabwe’s political circus is in full swing. The judiciary is bending over backwards to serve Trabablas, while the 2030 agenda floats around like a ghost nobody invited.

As True Patriots, all we can do is laugh—because if we don’t, we’ll be crying into our already empty wallets.

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Zimbabwe: Tagwirei & Rautenbach Private Limited

Zimbabwe: Tagwirei & Rautenbach Private Limited

Posted by | Mar 2, 2025 | , , |

For years, ZANU PF has warned citizens that voting for the opposition would result in land being returned to white farmers. Turns out, they didn’t need the opposition for that—Mnangagwa is already handing over land to his business allies, Billy Rautenbach and Kudakwashe Tagwirei.

From Goromonzi to Chipinge, Mwenezi to Chilonga, the land once allocated under the Land Reform Program is quietly being taken over by these two tycoons, while the so-called “Second Republic” preaches economic empowerment. With Tagwirei now leading the Land Tenure Implementation Committee, Zimbabwe’s land is no longer for the people—it’s for the highest bidder.

Welcome to Zimbabwe (Pvt) Ltd, proudly owned by Tagwirei & Rautenbach!

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