Author: Mashvee

From Rotina Mavhunga To Sangulani Chikumbutso: ZANU PF Keeps On Delivering

Zimbabwe continues to solidify its position as a global leader in groundbreaking inventions—at least according to ZANU PF. From Rotina Mavhunga’s legendary diesel rock to Maxwell Sangulani Chikumbutso’s latest “game-changing” reinvention, our revolutionary government never fails to deliver miraculous discoveries. Under the visionary leadership of President Ruka Chivende, innovation in Zimbabwe has truly reached historical (and hysterical) heights. Move over, Western nations—our ancestors are blessing us with refined diesel and technological marvels that defy all known science!

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Winky D a Threat to National Security

Winky D, Zimbabwe’s fearless “People’s Champion,” has once again rattled the corridors of power with his hard-hitting lyrics and refusal to bow to the ruling elite. From exposing corruption to calling out false patriotism, Winky D’s music has become a rallying cry for the masses—much to the dismay of a government more comfortable with silence. As his songs gain traction, the powers that be are scrambling to label him a “threat to national security,” proving once again that in Zimbabwe, the truth is a dangerous weapon.

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