Step aside, Silicon Valley—Mbare Musika is here! In a historic move, President Trabablas Chivende unveils the Second Republic’s version of economic innovation: a vendor market. Set to inject “foreign currency” and “order” into the local economy (but only for loyal ZANU-PF children), this Mbare marvel is the new face of national development—plastic stalls, barter trade and all.
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From beyond the grave, a remorseful revolutionary reflects on Zimbabwe’s 45-year journey from colonial rule to black autocracy. As ZANU-PF marks Independence Day, he exposes the real legacy: massacres, corruption, dictatorship, and the dementia-led delusions of a president obsessed with power. Happy Never Uhuru, Zimbabwe.
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In a paranoid outburst disguised as a national address, Zimbabwe’s ageing strongman lashes out at imagined enemies, disloyal allies, and dissenters threatening his dream of a life presidency and family dynasty. Dementia meets delusion in this darkly satirical ‘State of the Addresses.’
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President Mnangagwa has launched the Munhumutapa Digital Hub to reward journalists who praise him, while silencing those who report the truth. In Zimbabwe’s new media landscape, propaganda pays—and truth costs freedom.
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Cde Blessed Geza claims President Mnangagwa is battling memory loss, forgetting constitutional term limits while remembering only corruption, power, and Precabe Farm. Could vascular dementia be fueling the Third Term agenda?
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