Category: Beyond The Grave
BEYOND THE GRAVE – The Era Of Demi-Gods, Dollar Guzzlers and Prepaid Thirst
Fellow countrymen, ZANU PF elites and compatriots, it’s that time again I rise from the grave to...
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Beyond the Grave: Of Tenderpreneurs, ‘Captured’ Judges, and Untouchable Sons
Fellow countrymen, ZANU PF elites, and compatriots, It is that time again I rise from the grave to...
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BEYOND THE GRAVE – Tenderpreneurs, Tagwirei & the New ZANU PF Circus
Fellow countrymen, ZANU PF elites, and opposition sellouts — it’s that time again. I rise from the...
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From Beyond the Grave: Of Prados, Patronage, and Political Sellouts
Fellow countrymen, ZANU PF elites and opposition sellouts—it’s that time I rise from the grave...
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Beyond the Grave: Mnangagwa’s Mzembi Move in ZANU PF’s Factional Chess
Fellow countrymen, ZANU PF elites, and long-suffering masses, I rise once more from the eternal...
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Beyond the Grave — From Analog Justice to Pomona Dumpsite
Fellow Zimbabweans, I greet you from the Afterlife. Here, the departed find more peace than the...
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Beyond the Grave — Notes from the Afterlife: ZANU PF Sells Zimbabwe for 30 Silver Pieces
Fellow Comrades, Compatriots, and Dearest Citizens, the weekly diatribe has begun. They say death...
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Beyond the Grave: Trump’s Imperial Farce, ZANU PF’s Betrayal, and Tagwirei’s Gospel of Greed
Fellow countrymen, ZANU PF elites, and ordinary suffering citizens, it’s that time again—I rise...
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Beyond the Grave: From Excuses to Dumpsites – Zimbabwe’s March to Vision 2030 Continues
Fellow ZANU PF comrades, tenderpreneurs, and long-suffering povo, greetings from the land where...
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Beyond the Grave: Reckoning Day for Independence
From beyond the grave, a remorseful revolutionary reflects on Zimbabwe’s 45-year journey from colonial rule to black autocracy. As ZANU-PF marks Independence Day, he exposes the real legacy: massacres, corruption, dictatorship, and the dementia-led delusions of a president obsessed with power. Happy Never Uhuru, Zimbabwe.
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Beyond the Grave – A Visionless Man Who Sees Himself as a Visionary
The once-mighty revolutionary party is imploding, and at the center of it all is Trabablas Chivende—a visionless man convinced he’s a visionary. His obsession with Agenda 2030 is less about progress and more about clinging to power, silencing dissenters, and turning Zimbabwe into a playground for political puppets and captured institutions. Meanwhile, vendors—who make up over 70% of the population—are being crushed for simply trying to survive. But as seen in Sakubva, resistance is brewing. The people are waking up, and Ruka’s grip on power is slipping.
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In Turmoil and Tenacity, the Struggle Continues
2025 has been a year of political soap operas, betrayal, and pure chaos. If years had personalities, this one would be that uninvited guest who eats all the snacks and vanishes before the dishes are washed.
From the curious case of the two Blesseds—Geza, the outspoken war veteran, and Mhlanga, the journalist-turned-terrorist (according to the state)—to the ongoing factionalism tearing ZANU PF apart, Zimbabwe’s political circus is in full swing. The judiciary is bending over backwards to serve Trabablas, while the 2030 agenda floats around like a ghost nobody invited.
As True Patriots, all we can do is laugh—because if we don’t, we’ll be crying into our already empty wallets.
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