Beyond The Grave | The True Patriot

Beyond the Grave: Reckoning Day for Independence

by Mashvee | Apr 9, 2025 | Beyond The Grave, Politics | 0 |

From beyond the grave, a remorseful revolutionary reflects on Zimbabwe’s 45-year journey from colonial rule to black autocracy. As ZANU-PF marks Independence Day, he exposes the real legacy: massacres, corruption, dictatorship, and the dementia-led delusions of a president obsessed with power. Happy Never Uhuru, Zimbabwe.

Beyond the Grave – A Visionless Man Who Sees Himself as a Visionary

by Mashvee | Mar 19, 2025 | Beyond The Grave | 0 |

The once-mighty revolutionary party is imploding, and at the center of it all is Trabablas Chivende—a visionless man convinced he’s a visionary. His obsession with Agenda 2030 is less about progress and more about clinging to power, silencing dissenters, and turning Zimbabwe into a playground for political puppets and captured institutions. Meanwhile, vendors—who make up over 70% of the population—are being crushed for simply trying to survive. But as seen in Sakubva, resistance is brewing. The people are waking up, and Ruka’s grip on power is slipping.

In Turmoil and Tenacity, the Struggle Continues

by Mashvee | Mar 6, 2025 | Beyond The Grave, Politics | 0 |

2025 has been a year of political soap operas, betrayal, and pure chaos. If years had personalities, this one would be that uninvited guest who eats all the snacks and vanishes before the dishes are washed.

From the curious case of the two Blesseds—Geza, the outspoken war veteran, and Mhlanga, the journalist-turned-terrorist (according to the state)—to the ongoing factionalism tearing ZANU PF apart, Zimbabwe’s political circus is in full swing. The judiciary is bending over backwards to serve Trabablas, while the 2030 agenda floats around like a ghost nobody invited.

As True Patriots, all we can do is laugh—because if we don’t, we’ll be crying into our already empty wallets.

The Troublebabalas drama Part 1

by Mashvee | Feb 22, 2025 | Beyond The Grave, Politics | 0 |

The Troublebabalas saga continues! This week, The True Patriot unearths the absurdity of Trabablas Ruka Chivende’s desperate attempts to sell his “No Third Term” lie while secretly paving the way for a life presidency. From his bootlicking choir to his fraudulent academic all-stars, Zimbabwe is drowning in deception. Even the late great Comrade Himself chimes in from beyond the grave, calling out the hypocrisy, corruption, and staged Instagram-like “development projects.” If you thought this week was dramatic, stay tuned for Part 2!

Drug Testing policy should start at the top office

by Mashvee | Feb 15, 2025 | Beyond The Grave, Social | 0 |

In this latest Beyond the Grave dispatch, our late supreme leader delivers another dose of unfiltered wisdom, endorsing Deputy Health Minister Sleiman Kwidini’s call for mandatory drug testing—with one crucial amendment: Start at the top! From Trabablas’ chaotic policies to Mutsvangwa’s rambling press conferences, the signs are clear—something stronger than logic is at play. And with the ZRP now charging Cde Geza, could a showdown between the police and the Generari be brewing? Stay tuned—2024 is serving drama hotter than a ZANU PF rally speech!

Zimbabwe is Closed for Business but Open for the Mafidi Dynasty

by Mashvee | Feb 5, 2025 | Beyond The Grave, Politics | 0 |

Zimbabwe may be closed for business, but it’s wide open for the Mafidi Dynasty! As the economy crumbles, big businesses flee, and fraudsters like Magaya forge their way to the top, ZANU PF’s elite gang continues to thrive. Meanwhile, Tatenda Mavetera mistakes politics for a soap opera, Tsenengamu gets ambushed by a goat debt, and Winky D keeps dropping lyrical bombs on the corrupt. Welcome to Zimbabwe’s real-life drama—where the only vision in Vision 2030 is looting until the wheels fall off!