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Mnangagwa’s Mental Maths: 2028+2 = Life Presidency

by Mashvee | Apr 3, 2025 | Health, Politics | 0 |

Cde Blessed Geza claims President Mnangagwa is battling memory loss, forgetting constitutional term limits while remembering only corruption, power, and Precabe Farm. Could vascular dementia be fueling the Third Term agenda?

A marketplace for fools- Vendors now a National menace

by Mashvee | Mar 14, 2025 | Economic, Health, Social | 0 |

Vendors have now become an unnecessary national irritation, flooding the streets of Zimbabwe’s cities with their illegal operations and audacious setups. With no functioning industries and no alternative sources of income, these so-called “entrepreneurs” have turned the CBD into a chaotic, lawless jungle. But fear not—ZANU PF, with its ever-efficient tools of governance, has taken it upon itself to restore order. With the opposition in Harare City Council now fully co-opted, the government stands ready to bulldoze the livelihoods of these “criminal elements” without offering a single alternative. Resistance is rising, but the party is determined. After all, if people can successfully fight against evictions, what will stop them from fighting against a term

Mnangagwa’s All-Weather Friends Introduce Mining To Bryden Country School

by Mashvee | Feb 17, 2025 | Economic, Environment, Health | 0 |

In this blistering satire from The True Patriot, Nhamo Taneta exposes the madness behind Zimbabwe’s “Open for Business” policy—now taking mining straight to the classroom! With Chinese miners set to dig up Bryden Country School, students will get a hands-on “education” in environmental destruction. After all, under President Trabablas, nothing—not even schools—is off-limits for his “all-weather friends.”