By Cde Sikhosana Bambazonke
In this golden era of technological advancement and global industrial revolutions, where governments are pushing for the inclusion of modern industries, the Second Republic has refused to be left behind.
There has been progress in this area—albeit in a completely different direction—beginning with the unveiling of a retail market that is expected to significantly boost the economy for vendors and traders alike.
This groundbreaking development, never before seen in Africa, marks the first time a sitting president has initiated a project of such magnitude.
And it can only be attributed to none other than Trabablas Chivende.
The project has immense potential to attract foreign investment and inject much-needed foreign currency into the local economy.
The people of Mbare and Harare have been blessed by the benevolence of Mwenemutapa. It is only a matter of time before school children begin taking tours to the new market to marvel at the work of the chief usurper.
Projections from the ministry of finance and the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe (RBZ) indicate that the country stands to benefit greatly.
This pilot project is expected to be replicated in other cities and towns, catering to vendors and bringing order to vendorship—offering a glimpse of prosperity to the suffering masses under ZANU-PF.
The current trajectory of the national cake suggests that ordinary people should be given space for barter trade, while real, life-changing economic opportunities remain reserved for the likes of Wicknell, Scott, my family, and a select few.
The mantra “Nyika inovakwa nevene vayo” stands strong in this regard, as every sane and logical person in Zimbabwe understands that vene refers only to ZANU-PF supporters—who are the sole beneficiaries of the market.
Anyone labelled a mutengesi (sellout) or muvengi (enemy) will not be granted a single opportunity to profit from Mwenemutapa’s initiative. ZANU-PF fights for and supports its own children.