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Zanu PF Resolutions: The sad truth
In this episode, we discuss the Zanu PF Resolution from the Zanu PF People’s Conference held in Bulawayo on October 2014. Whats in it for the masses, how much is the party overriding government work.
We also talk to journalists to unpack some of the disinformation tactics our government has been using and ways to counter these, please listen!
ZANU PF’s Revolutionary Approach to Drought Relief: A Party for the People… and Their Relatives”
By Cde Muchapfidza Gumbomusariri As Zimbabwe grapples with a devastating drought, the question on everyone’s mind is: “how will the government distribute food aid to the provinces?” Well, the ruling ZANU PF party, in its infinite wisdom, like always has found an...
Second Republic Takes Mining To Schools
By Cde Nhamo Taneta The Second Republic in line with President Ruka Chivende's vision of achieving an upper middle income economy by 2030, has introduced mining in schools. Yes, you read that correctly. Just when you thought the ruling elite had reached the peak of...
Mafenyadira: The Mohadis Aim To Succeed Where The Mugabes Failed
By Cde Nhamo Taneta When the Second Republic was established via “a coup that was not a coup,” the triumphant army generals, led by none other than Ruka Chivende, assured the nation that they were “only targeting criminals around the President.” The jubilant...
UK Shuts the Door on Zimbabwe’s Commonwealth Comeback
In what can only be described as a diplomatic version of "it’s not you, it’s your governance,” the United Kingdom (UK), has officially told Zimbabwe to hold its horses on that Commonwealth comeback dream. Apparently, democracy and human rights don’t mix well with...
Great ZIMSEC Holiday Heist: Where Teachers Trade Sanity for Scrap
Ahoy, December in Zimbabwe! A time for joy, festivities, and teachers voluntarily chaining themselves to the grindstone of ZIMSEC’s marking centers. In what has become the nation’s annual tragicomedy, our esteemed educators march into the belly of bureaucratic...
A Moment of Silence for Mphoko
Dear comrades, ZANU PF pretenders, and long-suffering countrymen, allow me, your eternal liberator from beyond the grave, to briefly resurrect and impart some wisdom on the unfolding drama in the land I once ruled with an iron fist and a touch of flair. The week ended...
Chari Blocked from Corrupting Chingwizi Children
Today, patriots across the country are heaping praise on Dr. Pazvakavambwa, Permanent Secretary in the Office of the President, Masvingo Province. This heroic revolutionary blocked Freeman Chari and his “Citizen Initiative” from committing the ultimate crime, building...
The More Things Change, the More They Stay the Same
Dear comrades, pretenders in ZANU PF, and long-suffering countrymen, I rise from the grave once more to dispense some timeless truths and political insights. Why? Because the circus is still in town, and someone needs to narrate the absurdity with proper flair. We’ve...
Solar Panel Tax to Save Struggling Economy
(and Line Pockets of Connected Elites) The ZANU PF government’s Department of Cruelty, in a dazzling display of economic innovation, has unveiled a genius new policy, “taxing solar panels.” Yes, dear citizens, the sun is no longer free welcome to Zimbabwe, where...
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