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Zanu PF Resolutions: The sad truth
In this episode, we discuss the Zanu PF Resolution from the Zanu PF People’s Conference held in Bulawayo on October 2014. Whats in it for the masses, how much is the party overriding government work.
We also talk to journalists to unpack some of the disinformation tactics our government has been using and ways to counter these, please listen!
Mabviravira’s ‘Glorious’ Debut Turns Into PSL’s Unwanted Drama
Scottland F.C., “Mabviravira,”‘s hyped debut in the PSL is quickly turning into an off-field drama attracting all the wrong kinds of attention. Once tipped for a glorious season with star signings, the club is now plagued by reports of inflated egos, disappearing contracts, and a chaotic management style under the flamboyant owner Pedzai “Scott” Sakupwanya. From Instagram rants aimed at his own players to publicly questioning his team’s name after a lower-league victory, Sakupwanya’s unconventional approach is leaving coach Tonderai Ndiraya seemingly powerless and morale within the club plummeting. With whispers of financial mismanagement, staff departures, and underwhelming performances on the pitch, Scottland’s promise of a “raging fire” is fizzling out into a messy reality show.
It’s A-looter Continua As Ziyambi Says 2030 Done & Dusted
As Minister Ziyambi Ziyambi declares “2030 done and dusted,” Zimbabweans brace for five more years of looting, pothole tourism, and presidential gospel singer Madzibaba Sir Wicknell. The constitution? Just another inconvenience on the road to Trabablas’ eternal rule.
Black Skin, White Mask: Mnangagwa’s colonial playbook
Emmerson Mnangagwa may wear liberation war credentials, but his governance style is more Ian Smith than Chimurenga. From the PVO Act to MOPA, his legislative tools echo Rhodesia’s playbook—only this time with black skin and a golden sceptre.
Bosso Fans decry Blessed “Bombshell” Geza’s silence
During Highlanders’ tense 1–0 win over CAPS United, it wasn’t just footballs being kicked—Bosso fans launched chants at once-favorite war vet Blessed “Bombshell” Geza, accusing him of going silent when they needed him most. Has the revolutionary lion traded his roar for a plot in Mazowe?
Holy Ten Vows to unleash “Toy Soldiers” to Chitown on hostile fans
Holy Ten’s Chitungwiza performance went south fast after fans booed and pelted him with bottles—twice. In true drama king fashion, he’s now threatening to return with “red berets,” leaving everyone wondering: military muscle or just cosplay from ZANU-PF HQ? ZimHip Hop may never be the same again.
Glenview South Votes For Corruption
Glenview South has spoken—loudly and loyally—for corruption. In a by-election marinated in boreholes, food hampers, and broken promises, residents rewarded the architects of their poverty with a fresh mandate. With CCC too busy chasing Political Parties Funds to care, ZANU-PF didn’t win; the people surrendered.
Enter Mbare Musika the Second Republic’s New Retail Face
Step aside, Silicon Valley—Mbare Musika is here! In a historic move, President Trabablas Chivende unveils the Second Republic’s version of economic innovation: a vendor market. Set to inject “foreign currency” and “order” into the local economy (but only for loyal ZANU-PF children), this Mbare marvel is the new face of national development—plastic stalls, barter trade and all.
Beyond the Grave: Reckoning Day for Independence
From beyond the grave, a remorseful revolutionary reflects on Zimbabwe’s 45-year journey from colonial rule to black autocracy. As ZANU-PF marks Independence Day, he exposes the real legacy: massacres, corruption, dictatorship, and the dementia-led delusions of a president obsessed with power. Happy Never Uhuru, Zimbabwe.
The empty charade- A panicked State of the addresses
In a paranoid outburst disguised as a national address, Zimbabwe’s ageing strongman lashes out at imagined enemies, disloyal allies, and dissenters threatening his dream of a life presidency and family dynasty. Dementia meets delusion in this darkly satirical ‘State of the Addresses.’
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