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Zanu PF Resolutions: The sad truth
In this episode, we discuss the Zanu PF Resolution from the Zanu PF People’s Conference held in Bulawayo on October 2014. Whats in it for the masses, how much is the party overriding government work.
We also talk to journalists to unpack some of the disinformation tactics our government has been using and ways to counter these, please listen!
Enter Chivayo’s Car-Buying Democracy
Wicknell Chivayo, Zimbabwe’s human ATM and football fairy godfather, is once again proving that democracy runs on four wheels. Accused of vote buying in the ZIFA elections, Chivayo insists his $10 million and 78 brand-new cars were just acts of generosity—not an FIFA ethics violation. With losing candidates crying foul and taking the matter to the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS), Chivayo remains unshaken, defending his “car-buying democracy” as patriotism with horsepower!
Matevera Takes ICT to Another Level
Move over, Elon Musk—Zimbabwe’s ICT revolution now has a new face, and it comes with bars and bandwidth! Minister Tatenda Mavetera’s explosive diss track against Acting President Chiwenga has single-handedly transformed Zimbabwe’s economy, securing massive ICT contracts for Wicknell Chivayo and launching a digital revolution. From donkey cart postal services to TikTok medical diagnoses, Mavetera’s song isn’t just a political jab—it’s the blueprint for Vision 2030!
The curious case of Walter Magaya’s divine diplomas
In Zimbabwe, miracles aren’t just reserved for healing the sick—they now extend to academic qualifications! Prophet Walter Magaya’s alleged divine diploma from UNISA, mysteriously certified by the Zimbabwe Republic Police (ZRP), has left many in awe. Who needs due diligence when you have faith and a police stamp? In this holy scandal, we explore how fake credentials, spiritual connections, and law enforcement creativity have combined to create the ultimate miracle. Could this be the dawn of certified unicorn sightings and driver’s licenses for donkeys?
From Rotina Mavhunga To Sangulani Chikumbutso: ZANU PF Keeps On Delivering
Zimbabwe continues to solidify its position as a global leader in groundbreaking inventions—at least according to ZANU PF. From Rotina Mavhunga’s legendary diesel rock to Maxwell Sangulani Chikumbutso’s latest “game-changing” reinvention, our revolutionary government never fails to deliver miraculous discoveries. Under the visionary leadership of President Ruka Chivende, innovation in Zimbabwe has truly reached historical (and hysterical) heights. Move over, Western nations—our ancestors are blessing us with refined diesel and technological marvels that defy all known science!
ZIFA Councillors Vote for Cars, Ensure Magwizi’s Presidency
By Sports Reporter ZIFA councillors emerged as big winners from ZIFA elections held on Saturday as they were each promised cars by one of President Ruka Chivende's beloved sons, Wicknell Chivhayo. Elections became just a formality as car loving councillors installed...
Winky D a Threat to National Security
Winky D, Zimbabwe’s fearless “People’s Champion,” has once again rattled the corridors of power with his hard-hitting lyrics and refusal to bow to the ruling elite. From exposing corruption to calling out false patriotism, Winky D’s music has become a rallying cry for the masses—much to the dismay of a government more comfortable with silence. As his songs gain traction, the powers that be are scrambling to label him a “threat to national security,” proving once again that in Zimbabwe, the truth is a dangerous weapon.
Birds of Same Feather: Chigumba Flies to Belarus for a Masterclass in “Selection”
By Patriot Sunungura Priscilla Chigumba, the mastermind behind President Ruka Chivende's flawless 2023 "win" courtesy of her brilliant strategy ensuring a conspicuous absence of ballot papers in urban opposition strongholds, has now flown the coop—straight to Belarus....
“I Am Inevitable.” — ED, 2030
By His Excellency, Field Marshal of Visionary Leadership, President Ruka Chivende Fellow Zimbabweans, As I take a moment to reflect on the unparalleled brilliance of my leadership, I am reminded of a simple, undeniable truth: I am inevitable. Like sunrise over the...
The Second Republic: A Legacy of Gravy Trains and Empty Promises
The Second Republic A Legacy of Gravy Trains and Empty Promises Comrades, compatriots, and the occasionally literate, I rise once more from the grave not to haunt you, mind you, but to impart some unparalleled wisdom on the utter circus we call a country. Yes, it's...
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