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Zanu PF Resolutions: The sad truth
In this episode, we discuss the Zanu PF Resolution from the Zanu PF People’s Conference held in Bulawayo on October 2014. Whats in it for the masses, how much is the party overriding government work.
We also talk to journalists to unpack some of the disinformation tactics our government has been using and ways to counter these, please listen!
In Turmoil and Tenacity, the Struggle Continues
2025 has been a year of political soap operas, betrayal, and pure chaos. If years had personalities, this one would be that uninvited guest who eats all the snacks and vanishes before the dishes are washed.
From the curious case of the two Blesseds—Geza, the outspoken war veteran, and Mhlanga, the journalist-turned-terrorist (according to the state)—to the ongoing factionalism tearing ZANU PF apart, Zimbabwe’s political circus is in full swing. The judiciary is bending over backwards to serve Trabablas, while the 2030 agenda floats around like a ghost nobody invited.
As True Patriots, all we can do is laugh—because if we don’t, we’ll be crying into our already empty wallets.
Zimbabwe: Tagwirei & Rautenbach Private Limited
For years, ZANU PF has warned citizens that voting for the opposition would result in land being returned to white farmers. Turns out, they didn’t need the opposition for that—Mnangagwa is already handing over land to his business allies, Billy Rautenbach and Kudakwashe Tagwirei.
From Goromonzi to Chipinge, Mwenezi to Chilonga, the land once allocated under the Land Reform Program is quietly being taken over by these two tycoons, while the so-called “Second Republic” preaches economic empowerment. With Tagwirei now leading the Land Tenure Implementation Committee, Zimbabwe’s land is no longer for the people—it’s for the highest bidder.
Welcome to Zimbabwe (Pvt) Ltd, proudly owned by Tagwirei & Rautenbach!
Tshabangu: ZANU-PF’s Favorite Puppet in the 2030 Power Play
Sengezo Tshabangu, ZANU PF’s not-so-secret weapon against the opposition, is now crying foul after CCC attempted to recall him. The man who’s been axing opposition MPs at record speed is suddenly seeking refuge in the courts—where, conveniently, ZANU PF’s legal machinery stands ready to protect him.
As Speaker Jacob Mudenda and Senate President Mabel Chinomona “graciously” refuse to oppose his challenge, it’s clear: Tshabangu isn’t just playing the game—he’s the main pawn in Mnangagwa’s 2030 power project.
Mnangagwa’s “We Are the Judiciary” Words Come to Fruition as Mhlanga Is Denied Bail
When President Mnangagwa boasted, “We are the army, the police, and the judiciary,” few imagined those words would manifest so literally. Yet, journalist Blessed Mhlanga’s continued detention proves Trabablas meant every word. His crime? Amplifying the voice of Blessed Geza, who dared to call out Mnangagwa’s corrupt empire.
In the Second Republic, exposing the truth is punishable by pre-trial detention, while looting public funds secures state protection. Justice, it seems, is only for those who serve the system.
True Patriots Stand in Solidarity With Dhara
The unjust arrest of journalist Blessed “Dhara” Mhlanga is yet another chilling reminder of Zimbabwe’s deepening repression. Charged under the draconian Section 136 of Zimbabwe’s Criminal Law, his real “crime” was daring to platform voices that exposed corruption at the highest levels. Instead of investigating these serious allegations, Mnangagwa’s regime has chosen to jail the messenger.
Mhlanga’s arrest follows a well-worn playbook—brand critics as enemies, manipulate the courts, and crush dissent through fear. But true patriots will not be silenced. We demand his immediate release and a Zimbabwe where justice prevails over tyranny.
Mhlanga Paying For Exposing POSB Scandal
HSTV journalist Blessed Mhlanga’s Free Talk was clearly becoming a “threat to national peace”—by daring to let citizens hear the truth. Giving war veteran Blessed Geza a platform to expose Wicknell Chivhayo’s corruption? A crime! Allowing him to question Dr. Amai’s $60 million national nhodo tour? Treasonous! Now, as Mhlanga appears in court, the real question is: will the citizens he tried to inform show up in solidarity, or will they let Trabablas and his cronies continue their feast uninterrupted?
ZANU PF Republic Police (ZRP) Excels On Its Mission To Serve and Protect Corrupt ZANU PF Elites
ZANU PF Republic Police (ZRP) under the ever-loyal Commissioner General Stephen Mutamba has taken policing to new heights—protecting the corrupt and punishing those who dare speak out. With just one sneeze from George Charamba on X, the entire police force catches a cold, moving swiftly to issue arrest warrants for both the messenger (journalist Blessed Mhlanga) and the message (Blessed Geza). Under the Second Republic, freedom of expression is just ink on paper—because real democracy is what President Ruka Chivende says it is.
Of Dembare and Beer: Even Mbinga Owned Clubs Fall
Dynamos FC proved once again that when beer is on the line, they simply don’t miss! After sipping on Chibuku in December, the Glamour Boys have now secured a taste of clear beer with their Castle Challenge Cup triumph. Even against a Mbinga-backed, South Africa-camped Simba Bhora, Dembare showed that no amount of offshore training can outmatch local resilience—especially when the prize is sponsored by Delta Beverages. Tenderera MaBlanyo!
The Troublebabalas drama Part 1
The Troublebabalas saga continues! This week, The True Patriot unearths the absurdity of Trabablas Ruka Chivende’s desperate attempts to sell his “No Third Term” lie while secretly paving the way for a life presidency. From his bootlicking choir to his fraudulent academic all-stars, Zimbabwe is drowning in deception. Even the late great Comrade Himself chimes in from beyond the grave, calling out the hypocrisy, corruption, and staged Instagram-like “development projects.” If you thought this week was dramatic, stay tuned for Part 2!
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