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Zanu PF Resolutions: The sad truth
In this episode, we discuss the Zanu PF Resolution from the Zanu PF People’s Conference held in Bulawayo on October 2014. Whats in it for the masses, how much is the party overriding government work.
We also talk to journalists to unpack some of the disinformation tactics our government has been using and ways to counter these, please listen!
Wicknell Chivayo, The Ultimate Philanthropist Now Highlanders’ Savior
Zimbabwe’s tenderpreneur extraordinaire, Wicknell Chivayo, has once again swooped in to save the day—this time, rescuing Highlanders FC from FIFA’s financial red card. Fresh off his luxury car giveaway tour, Chivayo is proving that no debt is too small for his philanthropic empire. With a simple tweet and deep government pockets, Bosso’s fate is sealed—because why fix a broken economy when you can buy football clubs and Range Rovers instead?
ZANU PF Expels Geza and His Cabal of Traitors for Defying Leadership
ZANU PF has swiftly expelled renegade freedom fighter Cde Blessed Geza for his blasphemous remarks against our benevolent leader, Ruka Chivende, and his glorious Agenda 2030. How dare he question lifelong rule while Zimbabwe thrives under elite looting and mass poverty? As Justice Minister Ziyambi warns, the state machinery is watching, and those who dare defy the supreme leadership will face the inevitable consequences. Geza has fallen. Who’s next?
Chitepo School of Ideology Graduates Master Corruption Module
By Cde Nhamo Taneta The famed Chitepo School of Ideology is producing world-class graduates who are quickly transforming their lives through corruption at the expense of service delivery. An initiative of the revolutionary party, ZANU PF, under President Emmerson...
Zimbabwe is Closed for Business but Open for the Mafidi Dynasty
Zimbabwe may be closed for business, but it’s wide open for the Mafidi Dynasty! As the economy crumbles, big businesses flee, and fraudsters like Magaya forge their way to the top, ZANU PF’s elite gang continues to thrive. Meanwhile, Tatenda Mavetera mistakes politics for a soap opera, Tsenengamu gets ambushed by a goat debt, and Winky D keeps dropping lyrical bombs on the corrupt. Welcome to Zimbabwe’s real-life drama—where the only vision in Vision 2030 is looting until the wheels fall off!
Criticizing Corruption in the 2nd Republic is Now Treason
Under the Second Republic, corruption is no longer a crime—criticizing it is! War veterans like Blessed Geza have committed treason by daring to question the rightful looting of true patriots like Wicknell Chivayo, Scot Sakupwanya, and Kuda Tagwirei. After all, if ANC has the Guptas, ZANU PF has Tagwirei! With ballot shortages, gold smuggling, and million-dollar celebrity visits, who needs accountability? Clearly, real patriotism means letting the elite loot in peace!
Mwonzora: Stance on ED’s Agenda 2030 | Can the Opposition Unite? (Part 2) | The True Patriot Podcast
Is the MDC still a true opposition party, or has it become a tool for ZANU-PF’s political games? In this explosive episode of The True Patriot Podcast, we confront MDC leader Douglas Mwonzora with the tough questions Zimbabweans have been asking. Has the party been...
Mthuli Ncube introduces Patriotic Taxation to Crush Tuckshops
Finance Minister Mthuli Ncube has unleashed a revolutionary and patriotic plan to rescue the economy—by crushing tuckshops and taxing the poor to save the rich! From labeling milk as a national security threat to forcing street vendors to register for VAT, Ncube is making sure no informal trader escapes his taxation crusade. As the privileged few celebrate new tax breaks, millions struggling to survive in the informal sector are left wondering: is patriotism now measured in how much tax you can pay?
Enter Chivayo’s Car-Buying Democracy
Wicknell Chivayo, Zimbabwe’s human ATM and football fairy godfather, is once again proving that democracy runs on four wheels. Accused of vote buying in the ZIFA elections, Chivayo insists his $10 million and 78 brand-new cars were just acts of generosity—not an FIFA ethics violation. With losing candidates crying foul and taking the matter to the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS), Chivayo remains unshaken, defending his “car-buying democracy” as patriotism with horsepower!
Matevera Takes ICT to Another Level
Move over, Elon Musk—Zimbabwe’s ICT revolution now has a new face, and it comes with bars and bandwidth! Minister Tatenda Mavetera’s explosive diss track against Acting President Chiwenga has single-handedly transformed Zimbabwe’s economy, securing massive ICT contracts for Wicknell Chivayo and launching a digital revolution. From donkey cart postal services to TikTok medical diagnoses, Mavetera’s song isn’t just a political jab—it’s the blueprint for Vision 2030!
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