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Zanu PF Resolutions: The sad truth
In this episode, we discuss the Zanu PF Resolution from the Zanu PF People’s Conference held in Bulawayo on October 2014. Whats in it for the masses, how much is the party overriding government work.
We also talk to journalists to unpack some of the disinformation tactics our government has been using and ways to counter these, please listen!
ZIMSEC Examiners discovered secrete to sustaining life Without Pay
By cde Ziticha In a shocking turn of events, ZIMSEC examiners have reportedly stumbled upon an ancient art of survival that allows them to invigilate and mark exams for weeks without receiving allowances Evidence from marking centers reveal that the examiners have...
Govt Builds Over 100 Schools in 2024 Alone, Or So They Say
By Patriot Sunungura The Zimbabwe Broadcasting Corporation (ZBC), recently quoted Minister of Primary and Secondary Education, Dr. Torerai Moyo, proudly announcing that over 100 new schools were built in 2024. Yes, Moyo made these proud remarks in a country facing a...
Ruka Chivende’s Govt implements new Heritage-based curriculum in style
By Cde Ziticha The government of Ruka Chivende has discovered a brilliant new way to prioritize education, by turning schools into mining sites!Yes, you read that right. In the land where the sun always shines and the soil is allegedly laced with gold. It's a...
It’s All About Trabablas in the Second Republic
It's All About Trabablas in the Second Republic By Cde Nhamo Taneta President Ruka Chivende last week, through his cabinet, announced that the iconic Mbudzi Roundabout will be renamed Trabablas Interchange upon its completion. Why Trabablas, you ask? Well, Trabablas...
A Malediction of Our Times: “Nyika InovakwaNevene Vayo”
By Baba Bona Fellow Comrades, long-suffering Zimbabweans, and beleaguered Compatriots, it is once again my sacred duty as a retired demagogue ousted unceremoniously from power to rise from the grave and lament the current state of affairs. Why shouldn’t I? The...
SADC Chair Goes Down Fighting – Literally!
In a shocking display of diplomacy gone rogue, Zimbabwe’s very own SADC Chair and part-time boxer, Themba Gorimbo, nearly "negotiated himself into the afterlife" during his recent fight in the ring. The champion, known for his bravery both in the ring and as a staunch...
Forget the Big Three: The Rise of Gold Mafia Football in the PSL
By Sports Reporter Forget about the traditional big three, Dynamos, Highlanders and CAPS United, football clubs. It’s definitely the end of an era! The Castle Lager Premier Soccer League is witnessing a seismic shift, as clubs owned by mbingas (wealthy tycoons)...
Lake Chivero: A “Drink of Death” Under President Ruka Chivende
By Cde Nhamo Taneta It’s not every day that a country’s environmental crisis can serve as a metaphor for its entire political, economic, and social state. But then again, Lake Chivero is no ordinary lake. Once a bustling water source, it has now transformed into a...
Second Republic bolsters progressive Mbinga State status amid healthcare and education crisis
The Second Republic under the revolutionary leadership of President Ruka Chivende has introduced an innovative governance model, one that could only be described as the “begging economy.” This isn’t your typical welfare state. Oh no, this is a unique...
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