In a bold and groundbreaking policy announcement, the Minister of ICT has decreed that all WhatsApp group admins now face a mandatory admin tax. That’s right – if you have the nerve to gather people together to chat, you’ll need a data protection license. And what’s a group without accountability, anyway?
Even our favorite family and friends’ groups may need to watch out. Should the group ever dare discuss any form of business – from funeral contributions to wedding planning – it qualifies for the tax. And why stop at local members? Admins with foreign numbers are on the hook too, because it’s time we follow the cash trail – even if it’s abroad.
But don’t worry; we’re sure raising the money will be easy! After all, why would anyone open a group without people? With just a few dollars from each member, you’ll be well on your way to paying that fee. This tax could be the social glue that finally brings group members closer!
As for any rebellious folks tempted by Telegram or other platforms, the Ministry has got that covered. We’ll follow you there too. It’s called cross-platform tax compliance – keeping the digital revolution fair and square! Think it’s impossible? Think again.
In a masterstroke of implementation, police are now authorized to stop all vehicles and ask passengers to review their WhatsApp groups. Should any passenger be discovered as an admin, well, they’ll need to pull out that data license or face the consequences.
And for the especially ambitious, a brand-new career opportunity awaits: Data Protection Officers (DPOs), certified and deployed to monitor these groups. We’re creating jobs and boosting our economy – all in one go.
So, to all the WhatsApp admins out there: Get your licenses ready, gather your group fees, and remember, this message is real, not some fake news.
