Throw A Stone At Shake-shake Building And You Will Hit A PHD Holder

By Nhamo Taneta

President Trabablas’ ZANU PF party might be the only political party in the whole universe with the highest number of ‘PHD holders’.

Credit goes to President Mnangagwa for creating a conducive environment where corruption is now flourishing in academic institutions without disturbances.

Throw a stone today at ZANU PF headquarters, the famous Shake-shake building, chances are 120% percent that you will hit a ‘PHD holder’.

One of the successes of President Ruka Chivende is that his party is now churning out PHD holders like ‘Dr’ Tatenda Mavetera who is somehow now forgetting a title of her PHD thesis.

Of course being one of 2030 agenda ‘persuaders’, our good ‘doctor’s memory might have been affected by Cde Blessed Geza’s hard hitting statements against his boss..

After taking her nhodo and pada games countrywide on government purse, even Amai Auxilia Mnangagwa is now a ‘Doctor’ too.

Trabablas is simply overshadowing his predecessor, Cde Robert Mugabe in every facet. Mugabe had his own ‘doctors’ including Dr Stop It, but the number of ‘PHD holders’ under Trabablas is unmatched.

At this rate even Chigananda will soon be a ‘doctor’!