By cde Ziticha
In a shocking turn of events, ZIMSEC examiners have reportedly stumbled upon an ancient art of survival that allows them to invigilate and mark exams for weeks without receiving allowances
Evidence from marking centers reveal that the examiners have been subsisting on a diet of thin air and determination. The occasional transport allowance that is insufficient is handed as a “gift” and is promptly rejected by some examiners in protest.
“We’re not sure how they’re doing it,” said a ZIMSEC official, “but it’s like they’ve discovered a hidden skill that sustains them at marking centers despite the lack of pay.”
As the examiners toil away for hours, fueled by nothing but their passion and pride for education , they’ve begun to exhibit superhuman characteristics.
“I saw one examiner mark an entire script with her eyes closed,” said a colleague. “I’m pretty sure she was in a trance-like state, sustained solely by her outrage at the lack of allowance.”
These examiners have demonstrted high level
dedication, resilience, and ability to defy the laws of physics and economics!. Ruka Chivende is proud of these examiners they have been shinning stars since his ascendence to power
As the festive season approaches, the examiners have just concluded marking and are said to be looking forward to a holiday filled with stress, depression, and the occasional visit from the ghost of unpaid salaries past.
Zimsec is considering introducing research questions like “How to survive without pay for extended periods of time.” Examiners will be expected to provide detailed answers prior to any Zimsec activity to come.
Examiners and teachers in general have successfully postponed this years festive season due insufficient balances in their respective accounts
