Fellow Comrades, Compatriots, and Dearest Citizens!

It’s that time again, I rise from the grave to share my profound political insights and wisdom.

The weekly diatribe has reached another level, and now I believe it’s time to identify the criminals and criminal behaviors that are contributing to the destruction and chaos in our society.

Zimbabwe’s Economic Decline

Big companies and industrial giants in Zimbabwe have chosen to close ranks and flee from a destabilized economy, society, and politics.

Major retail companies like OK have been gradually closing branches across the country, leading to thousands losing their livelihoods.

Millions of dependents are feeling the ripple effects of the choices made by a drunk and belligerent government.

For those who missed ESAP and the 2008 crisis, consider yourselves lucky, for you are about to witness another economic disaster until 2030.

This is the true beauty of Vision 2030, suffering is for us all, except for Ruka, Mohadi, Chigananda Wicknell, and a few other Zviganandas.

While the country burns with zero progress, that psychotic party I left in the hands of deranged individuals continues to push forward, seemingly wanting to make their destructive vision a reality.

The bar for leadership has hit rock bottom. As a nation, we are now forced to accept complacency, autocracy, and failure.

Magaya’s Fake Academic Credentials

One controversial clergyman, Walter Magaya, has caught my attention with his perfected art of lying, not just through his teeth, but also through his attempt to be loved and revered for dragging the country into his madness.

He falsely claimed to have a diploma from the University of South Africa (UNISA), but UNISA exposed his lies.

This came after a ridiculous video circulated where he claimed that a delegation from UNISA came to study his philanthropic and divine work for a month before awarding him the diploma.

The man is bold, after humiliating himself like that, he had the nerve to hold an entire church service, crying and complaining about being persecuted.

The truth is, if he weren’t associated with ZANU PF, he might have been in jail, and state media would have been on overdrive.

The cat is now out of the bag.

As many have predicted for decades, ZANU PF is full of frauds, young thugs, and scoundrels.

Figures like Shacky Timburwa have been touted as educated politicians and visionaries, but once again, as was the case with that fake prophet, UNISA rejected their agenda of faking it.

At a time when ZANU PF and its leaders need to appear genuine and focused, they’ve been exposed for what they truly are, a bunch of thieves with no morals or direction.

They flaunt their wealth by driving big cars around town, putting pressure on young people who are struggling to make it in life.

The whole world now knows this is nothing more than faking it until they make it a curious case of Dr. Strange.

Political Chaos and Dangerous Power Plays

Former Studio 263 actress and ICT Minister Tatenda Mavetera seems to be on a suicide mission.

She still thinks politics is a soap opera, and that singing demeaning songs about Generari is an audition for a star role in Zimbabwe’s political set-up.

Little does she know that in real life, especially with dangerous characters involved, this could be her last major role.

ZANU PF and its leaders are like Siamese twins. The political turncoat and political harlot, Tsenengamu, was humiliated during a press conference by a man claiming that Tsenengamu owed him money for goats he allegedly bought but never paid for.

The press conference turned into a farce, and knowing ZANU PF, this was their way to humiliate Tsenengamu.

But, true to form, Tsenengamu is the kind of person to throw himself a surprise party and act shocked all for attention.

GAFA GAFA GAFA

This deadlocked ruffian, and very deservedly the G.O.A.T., has been a beacon of justice and accountability, holding Trabablas and his thugs accountable through cheeky jibes.

Winky D’s Pabhooo EP is a masterpiece that resonates with the common people.

The GAFA gospel will reach everywhere, despite their best efforts to silence him.

He remains the G.O.A.T.