Fellow countrymen, comrades, and politicians, I rise from the grave once again to bestow my unparalleled and unsolicited wisdom.
The chickens have come home to roost. Pettiness has risen, fights have become more pronounced, and the constant bickering, name-calling, rally suspensions, and expulsions are now the order of the day.
Yours truly has been observing from afar as the once-revolutionary party implodes.
The cat is out of the bag: there is no unity in ZANU PF.
There is nothing more hopeless than a visionless man who sees himself as a visionary. That man is none other than Trabablas Chivende, the self-appointed Mwenemutapa, with his nonsensical Agenda 2030, more about staying in power than improving Zimbabweans’ welfare.
The old geriatric has been on a power-mongering campaign, silencing every dissenting voice.
The two Blesseds are in their own mess: one is on the run, and the other is being held at Harare Remand, against his constitutional rights.
Calling a journalist a terrorist for hosting an interview? In my career as a dictator, I never bothered with such extremes. Ruka’s audacity is both commendable and astounding.
Geza is now hiding,rightly so.
With Ruka’s desperation, he might cut Geza’s oxygen supply from the Almighty.
The captured judiciary is doing its best to discredit itself by acknowledging these ridiculous charges.
The opposition’s capture is now complete.
Their complicity in carrying out ZANU PF’s orders is clearer than ever, as seen in opposition-led municipalities chasing away vendors trying to make a living in this distressing, poverty-stricken environment.
Destroying the economy and then targeting citizens trying to survive is pure evil.
Vendors, who make up over 70% of the population, are now fighting back, as seen in Sakubva and elsewhere.
Suddenly, Scottland (not the country) has gained popularity due to the Mbinga (Chigananda) syndrome.
Different characters are hoping for a few bucks in exchange for loyalty to Mbingaism.
It’s painful to see grown men and women mobbing Scott and his Zviganandaz group.
Till next time, Asante Sana!
