Fellow Zimbabweans, l come to you at my most vulnerable and delicate moment in my illustrious murderous political timelines from 1980 since we took over from the brutal colonial system that we have managed to become a carbon copy of. It is folly for those who support ZANU-PF to believe that there are major differences between the Rhodesian government and the ZANU-PF government especially moreso under my second Reich.

2025 has begun on a very dangerous mode that has driven me and my dementia to a moment of remembering silenced plots against my persona and to these rogue machinations l do not take kindly towards. The vultures are circling as if they can smell an impending carcass to devour, l have my reservations to a few individuals whom just like Blessed Geza exposed zviganandaz l will equally be exposing my own personal list of paranoia.

1- Ziguvhu Raghuveya

This one is the greatest of all the Judas cabal that sorrounds me, using his military prowess and brutal nature which to certain extents surprises my brutal nature, a hardcore that one with staunch solid principles that do not make the slightest of senses sometimes.

This one thug is eyeing my throne that will be mine to the last breath and one to which l hope to leave to my family under the soon to be established Mafidi dynasty which will rule Zimbabwe for generations to come and will be more powerful and symbolic than even the British Royal Family. Nyikadzino is wishing to start his own Nyika which will not happen under Mwenemutapa the fake. The Generari’s ambition is alien for a subordinate in ZANU-PF history (oooh wait l did the same) anyway he has created his own fucksheni in the party and is willing to destabilize the peace and harmony that governs ZANU-PF Republic, to hell with him.

Now Constantino has termed my loyal blue eyed corrupt buddies Zvigananda and that he is coming after them and this is a veiled attack on me the boss of Zviganandaz and like l said l dnt take such threats lightly. This one can dream all he wants and he will never be President of Zimbabwe and you the people should reject him too.

New Sports Minister

Like they say in the circles of the country that l am the father of all intelligence, it is not just about information but that l am actually an intelligent individual who knows things that happen behind closed doors, this one who calls himself Anselimo thought he was sly and clever and thought he could use his position over soldiers who belong to me and the party to support rogue and unruly elements.

I could have ended him (literally) but there is that Shona saying that goes, Nyadzi dzinokunda Rufu l thought of gruesome ways to torture him and finally settled on demotion from being one of the most powerful people in the nation to one of the most useless individuals in my cabinet replacing an Olympian. His disloyalty will not be forgotten in the near future and once again l plead to you Zimbabweans to reject him.

Bombshell

I am equally disappointed with this one who has dared to stand up to my evil and challenge my authority under such circumstances l seek to create a life Presidency and a dynasty of my sons and grandsons replacing me. Ungrateful Geza has been conniving with spent forces to challenge my dominion over the docile citizens of Zimbabwe, his tenacity and balls of steel have captivated the imaginations of even the most consciously unaware citizen, this will not go unpunished.

Dear Citizens Blessed and also including that incarcerated one are a threat to National Security and any attempt to associate with their political Ponzi scheme will fail miserably, even his threat to feel the streets were so pathetic a doctor had to be called to State House😳.

Last but not least lplead with you peace loving Zimbabweans to reject all these individuals. If you do that l will remain President till my last breath.