By Cde Sikhosana Bambazonke
The University of Zimbabwe’s August 15 graduation could be halted, after a lecturer took the matter to court claiming the upcoming ceremony is less “cap and gown” and more “lucky draw.”
Dr Phillemon M. Chamburuka, speaking for the Association of University Teachers, wants the High Court to stop the Vice Chancellor and friends from handing out degrees “cooked faster than sadza from a ZESA-powered stove during load-shedding.”
He says lecturers have been on strike since April, leaving entire courses untaught, exams unmoderated, and projects marked with the same consistency as prices in Mbare Musika.
A leaked Senate report describes chaos, no invigilation, no grade moderation, and research supervision that was basically “Google it and pray.”
Even the Pro-Vice Chancellor allegedly admitted in a memo that there were “serious gaps” in teaching but insisted on going ahead to “protect the academic calendar” — which, apparently, is now more sacred than the Ten Commandments.
The Students Union warned that graduating under these conditions would turn UZ degrees into something you hang on the wall for decoration — like that plastic “Best Farmer” trophy from a beerhall competition.
Social Work’s governing council also fears that half-trained graduates could be unleashed into society, which, to be fair, is already dealing with potholes, ZUPCO, and kombis with no brakes.
UZ officials have not commented — possibly because they’re busy ordering caps, gowns, and maybe a few magic wands.
Court date? Not yet set. But for now, the Class of 2025 waits to see if their graduation will be a proud day… or just a big group photo of educated guesswork.
