By Cde Sikhosana Bambazonke
The UN’s Edward Kollon has revealed the true face of imperialism by trying to rile up our patriotic youths with cooked-up claims that 1.4 million of them are unemployed.
Such nonsense deserves nothing but contempt and a side of sadza.
ZANU PF and the youths are inseparable.
Who else has faithfully provided muscle to “convince” timid villagers during elections, filled buses to rallies like mealie-meal sacks, and mastered the art of survival from selling airtime to fixing shoes?
That’s not unemployment—that’s patriotic hustle.
Let’s be clear,Joblessness in Zimbabwe is not a crisis, it’s our most stable institution.
Engineers, nurses, IT gurus honestly why cry for offices when the streets are wide open?
Resilience, comrades!
The West calls it “a tragedy of generations;” we call it symbolic entrepreneurship.
As His Excellency Ruka Chivende said, “Make money!”
If Wicknell and Scott can get lucrative state tenders and mine gold straight from the air while dripping in Gucci, what excuse does a degree-holder have?
Those who fail simply choose to take BronchiClear, crystal meth, and illicit alcohol and then complain.
True patriots, please, if unemployment were real, why would universities continue churning out graduates like urban boreholes pumping contaminated water.
For two months straight, Trabablas has been capoing students by the truckload.
A visionary, indeed, he knows degrees are decorations for hustle, not tickets to jobs.
As Chris “Manhize” Mutsvangwa wisely put it: if youths are tired of the current leadership, let them fight their own war, just like the liberation war which fought from the mid-1960s to 1979.
Until then, the revolution continues, vendors and all.
